United Airlines, a corporate camouflage-entity whose CEO's receive many millions of dollars for just hanging out and doing nothing, while indispensable employees like pilots and mechanics were forced to accept several cuts in pay
"to keep the company from going under"
decided to reward its sucker-staff with a Thanksgiving dinner that caused those who attended and managed to overcome the stink of spoiled bird, to become violently ill with food poisoning.

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Jennifer Lopez doing an imitation of a 90's Brittney Spears dance video, looked like a fat old cow trying to prance around with the grace of a new-born calf.

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Annapolis? I believe that the Israeli word for snake is NAHASH. They were all snakes meeting for no reason other than to......what?????

Nobody knows.
and
Nobody cares.

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"GIVE IT AWAY"
a really great song created by George Strait, received the
"Song of the Year Award"
at the Country Music annual handouts.

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Because of the writer's strike, The Daily Show repeated several oldies, among which, one where HALLE BERRY was the guest. I never knew anything about her.
What a super lady!
She's gracious, brilliant, affectionate, interesting, beautiful, talented, and most of all.....totally void of that really ugly, narcissistic and free-floating rage most of our women are presently suffering from.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO
COUNTRY MUSIC?

All the women are doing whiny, tearjerker songs about all the awful guys that have mistreated and then left them, and all the guys are doing genuine self-hate songs about why their women have every right to hate their guts as much as they do.

Where's everybody's pride?
Where's everybody's joy?
Where's everybody's power?
Where's everybody's love?

I know that all this accusing and self-hating stuff is only a fad that started with Tim McGraw's wife doing it, and him sitting across from her and letting her do it -- which has to be the most boring country song ever created........but I'm tired of hearing this stuff over and over and over again.......and I'm tired of every new re-incarnation of
STUPID BOY.......so:
Stop it, y'all!
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That must be news from Zimbabwe, Iran, Russia or Venezuela, right?
Wrong!
It's from our very own

United States of America!

with the complete consent and
enthusiastic assistance from our very own
Homeland Insecurity Department.

Who'd have believed it?
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Read this really nice article by

MARK STEYN

and feel a whole lot better
about our nation during this
Thanksgiving week of Turkey Joy!
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Academics are suddenly seeking a brand-new status as victims of oppression.

After having lobotomized tens of thousands of students by trying to replace their normal thought processes with the Academics' own personal political beliefs, they're finally being found out and exposed for for who they are and what they have perpetrated.

So now they're whining about having become
"McCarthy-Era-Type-Victims"
who are being persecuted by
those who expose them.

Clever bastards, aren't they?
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It looks like Musharraf is a clever guy, who has temporarily and perhaps permanently, prevented the

Cindy-Sheehan-Bhutto-Islamic-Revolution

from giving Pakistan back to the Taliban and other fanatical hordes.

Meantime, I understand a lot more about Pakistan's history and about this month's goings on, overthere, about which my own intuition turns out to have been pretty accurate.
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I've been wondering for years, what happened to my favorite author, Sherman Alexie. I figured he'd gone underground to avoid the real world, but now it seems he has been writing another book, all this time, and it has finally been published under the title

THE ABSOLUTELY TRUE DIARY
OF A
PART-TIME INDIAN

and it's probably going to receive a ton of awards.

I'm happy.

Even though we come from different continents, he's kinda always been my soulmate, and I've missed his being around to share this crazy world with me.

It looks like he pronounced in full, what all the idiot automatums now are substituting with that infantile replacement "the n-word".....hah!
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I've always wanted to do this!

URBAN TAGGING

Graffiti technology that allows you to project a message on the walls of buildings. Maybe even the sky?

Go take a look!
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Aside from Rolling Stone, which has remained the most excellent paper-publication around, I don't subscribe to magazines anymore, but Elle had an
8-dollar-a-year-promotion
so I ordered it and got my first copy, this week.

If ever I needed confirmation that fashion is deader than a doornail (what's a doornail?) Elle provided it.

It contained minus-zero fashion, while models seem to have become the sole focus of the entire fashion industry. Dressed in useless, badly-designed, ugly garments and accessories which no woman in her right mind would ever purchase, models are now being photographed while floating underwater, lying down on elephants, standing up on rooftops, crawling into terrorist tunnels, and every other ludicrous place imaginable, while wearing theatrical layers of thick make-up paint and break-your-neck shoes with 6-inch heels.

The issue's primary article was titled "The Second Coming".......and it was.......yeah, you never could've guessed it....... about Bill Clinton's

"Almost deific ability to incite passions
from Washington to Africa
and can this most
alpha-of-males
morph into a first lady?"

Most "alpha of males"???

This man is an incompetent, ridiculous fool whose defective presidency
CAUSED 911
while he spent his time seducing women in the oval office......and Elle hopes for a second coming?

WORDS FAIL ME
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JAKE OWEN

a brilliant
and
fast-rising
rock-country
talent!
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ANTI-OXYDANTS
like coffee, tea, blueberries, turmeric, and cumin
are your best defense force against
FREE RADICALS
which at first, act like a protective army enlisted by your own body
to destroy noxious organisms, but then morph into noxious organisms themselves,
and begin to feed on your body's healthy cells.


SELENIUM
fights toxic metals, environmental carcinogens, and tumor formation.
Selenium keeps viruses from multiplying.
You can get all the selenium your body needs, by eating Brazil Nuts (!)
cereals, fish, eggs, and meat.


ZINC
develops the white blood cells needed to fight off
bacteria, viruses, and infections.
Zinc is also vital for maintaining a healthy prostate. Zinc supports your vision, taste, smell, and enzyme functioning.
Get your zinc from Pumpkin Seeds(!)
peanuts, eggs, steak, and milk.


POTASSIUM
makes your muscles work, and protects your nervous system.
You can get plenty of it from Raisins(!)
baked potatoes with the skin left on (!)
bananas, oranges, wheatgerm, nuts, milk, seafood, and kidney beans.


VITAMIN B12
maintains your nervous system, spinal cord, and red bloodcell production.
Vitamin B12 is almost impossible to get via pills.
Fortunately, your body will store B12 for several months
and you'll always have enough of it, if you eat some
beef liver, every 3 months, or so.


YOGURT
boosts your immune system by introducing healthy bacteria that keep
your intestines free of old and rotting food particles.
Most supermarket yogurts are not yogurt at all, however, so read their labels, and buy only those that contain
genuine -- active -- live-- yogurt cultures!


CALCIUM
and
MAGNESIUM
are like your body's sparkplugs.
They maintain your muscles (including your heart muscle!) as well as
the strength and durability of your bones.
Both Calcium and Magnesium, release anti-stress hormones.
DOLOMITE
contains the perfect 2 to 1 ratio of this interactive pair,
that among many other virtues, is also credited
with the prevention of bloodclot formation.
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It's incredibly difficult if not impossible, to understand what's REALLY happening in another country's political turmoil.

When Bhutto first appeared on the Pakistani scene, she was this quiet, idealistic-seeming lady who said she wanted to come back to her country and share its governing powers with Musharraf. The people loved her and came out into the streets by the millions, when she held her by now infamous homecoming parade during which terrorists exploded bombs and thereby ended the celebration.

So now Bhutto is back again, and her demeanor has changed considerably. She doesn't want to share anything with anyone, anymore, and she's constantly inciting and re-inciting the Pakistani population by comparing Musharraf to the Taliban, and by demanding that "her people" once again fill the streets in protest of whatever cause she can quickly find to talk about, each time she begins to use the media and whoever else will listen to her disconnected ramblings.

So now I'm thinking that perhaps this Bhutto is just an empty, meaningless rabble-rouser of the Cindy Sheehan variety, i.e. someone seeking to generate hate and fantasy-revolutions, just to please her own sense of personal discontent.......and that, just like Sheehan, she has no ideals, no understanding, no knowledge, and no desire to create anything positive or life-enhancing for anyone.

Encouraged by the profound divisions created by Bhutto, the Taliban now figure that having lost their cause in Afghanistan, they're better off being back again in the own beloved Pakistan, where, having returned with their hate-infested spirits, they've just detroyed another magnificent, 1300-year-old, 130-foot-high Buddha sculpture.

Meantime, CNN, which a hundred times each day, declares itself "the most trusted name in news"......is doing 24-7 about the ultra-schtoopid O.J. Simpson trial that no one on earth gives a damn about.
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Among Dr.Phil's great black heroes, was, of course......are you ready for this?......are you sure you are?........OK, then I'll tell you.......here it comes now......
that-super-racist-whitey-hating-non-reverend: Al Sharpton!

Dog's refusal to join that show, was pure genius!

Because there's not a single doubt in my brain, that Dr.Phil was fervently hoping to proxy-destroy Dog with the all-too-eager-assistance of that Sharpton creepozoid!

I'm not going to say anything about Dog's son Tucker, who chose to horribly betray his father by secretly taping him and then selling that tape to the National Inquirer, where he received 14,000 sheckles for his evil attempt to bankrupt his entire family, because he, Tucker, did not have enough human courage and enough human decency, to join their operation (even though they invited him to) and to become a bounty-hunter himself. I watched this fellow. I know enough!

Dog and his family are national heroes. Their program is the only show on TV worth watching, and A&E should be ashamed of the way in which its execs have repeatedly mistreated them!
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If you'd like to stop suffering because of the
slings and arrows of other people's sicko psyches
always being aimed at you.......read my:

SURVIVAL PSYCH 101

and
start
to become a
happier you!
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I sure didn't!
It has now come to light, that FATAH
intended to attend
the US-led peace-conference in Annapolis,
while all the time, their own

CONSTITUTION

is literally based on the total destruction of the other party at that conference, i.e. the State of Israel.

Those people really suck watermelon, don't they?
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A female Islamo employee at London's Heathrow Airport, who called herself the "Lyrical Terrorist".......was convicted of terrorism, yesterday. Among other things, she also wrote cute little songs like:

"let us make Jihad
move to the front line
to chop chop head
of kuffar swine"

She cried, when convicted.
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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just another example of "empire building" by George Bush.

"Over the years," Powell answered, "the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return, is enough to bury those that did not come back."

It suddenly became very quiet in that room.

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Then there was a conference in France, where a number of international engineers were taking part, including American ones. During a break, one of the French engineers said, "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt perpetrated by Bush? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims! What does he intend to do......bomb them?"

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly, "Our carriers have 3 hospitals on board, that can treat several hundred people.......they're nuclear-powered, and can supply emergency electricity to shore facilities.......they have 3 cafeterias capable of providing 3,000 individuals with 3 meals per day.......they can purify several thousand gallons of seawater, each day.......and they can carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured persons to and from their flight deck.......we have 11 such ships: how many does France have?

Once again, dead silence.

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A United States Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., British, Canadian, Australian, and French navies. At a cocktail reception, the US Admiral found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, when a French Admiral suddenly complained that "Whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English".......He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English, during these conferences, rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitation, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, the Canadians, the Aussies and the Americans, arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German?"

You could have heard a pin drop!
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Sign found on an RV in town:

IF YOU DON"T STAND
BEHIND OUR TROOPS
PLEASE FEEL FREE
TO
STAND IN FRONT OF THEM

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In Saudi Arabia, this week, an Egyptian national convicted of a pick-pocket-theft, got his right hand chopped off with an ax.

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BBC Online asking writers and photographers to offer freebees, invites them to do so with this little ditty:

HELP US MAKE THE NEWS
WITH YOUR PICTURES
STORIES AND VIEWS!

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Geert Wilders, the only Dutch leader who seems to be able to think and act with courage and clarity, has initiated a website that seeks to expose radical islamists by soliciting reports of their increasingly violent stabbings in Holland's schools.

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EUROPE MURDERED
6 MILLION PEACEFUL JEWS
AND
NOW THEY'VE GOT 45 MILLION
VIOLENT MUSLIMS.

KARMA IS A BITCH
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If we can have
TV shows like:

The Next Great American Idol
and
The Next Great American Dancer
and
The Next Great American Model
and
The Next Great American Band
why
can't
we
also
have
THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN PRESIDENT?

Imagine how great it would be for all of us, to be rescued from having to endure more than 2 years of one little group of totally defective presidential candidates boring us to distraction via the idiot-system of selection we have now, by replacing it with a more innovative approach?

Think about it!
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MONKOCRACY = BURMA
EUROCRACY = BELGIUM
KGBEOCRACY = RUSSIA
KLEPTOCRACY = SOMALIA
CROSSOCRACY = MEXICO
NOWHITEYOCRACY = ZIMBABWE
NUCLEAROCRACY = take your pick!
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KNOWLEDGE CAN COME
FROM OTHERS
BUT
ONLY FROM WITHIN
CAN WISDOM DAWN

-- Tom Russel --
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A 22 year-old British student was found dead in Perugia, Italy, yesterday, with a deep cut in her throat, after she had attended a Halloween party dressed as a vampire with fake blood coming out of her mouth.

"Murder is the most credible hypothesis," said Peruga's chief prosecutor.

Italian police are dismantling several shanti-towns occupied by tens of thousands of East European migrants - mostly from Romania - who were targeted for expulsion after an earlier murder of another woman.
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A little town in Louisiana is famous for its 5,000-egg omelette festival, that also includes an antique car show.......music to dance to.......an art show.......entertainment for kids, and other small-town inventions.

Some idiots from PETA tried to spoil the fun by calling the use of all those eggs
CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.

Are they demented?

They must be!
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Last night, I watched a 1995 movie called The American President. It was so profoundly inane and infantile, that I fell asleep before the ending. But I saw enough to know that this is where Gore may have found the inspiration for his creepy end-times notion of
Global Warming
and that
Inconvenient-Truth-movie
he himself produced.

In The American President, which was written by Aaron Sorkin and directed by Rob Reiner,
Anette Bening, the US President's obsessive love-interest,
(Naomi Wolf?)
plays an environmental nutcase who is fanatically involved in the same
Politics=Perception
and
global-warming-demands-fuel-emission-reduction
espoused by Gore and his entourage.

Aaron Sorkin, by the way, was also the script-writer for that other profoundly inane and infantile propaganda thang called The West Wing, which I was never able to watch for more than 3 minutes, because it was such a blatantly obvious and infinitely boring indoctrination-machine.

It often seems to me that all we ever have in Washington and in Hollywood, is paper-people without brains, who copy each other like the meaningless puppets many of them really, truly, are.

This would be totally ludicrous if it were not for the fact that they often have the power to ruin this country
- or even the entire planet -
for the rest of us!
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